JOE:

YOU NEED TO TELL THEM THE BASS WAS CAUGHT ON A CAPT JOE JIG WITH A PURPLE CURLY TAIL 1 1/2 INCH LONG AND THAT THE BASS JUST LOVE THEM. I HAVE CAUGHT MORE BASS FROM THE POND IN THE LAST TWO WEEKS THAN I CAUGHT IN THE LAST TWO YEARS. ONE AS BIG AS 24 INCHES. A SNAPPING TURTLE HIT AND I CAUGHT HIM ABOUT A FOOT ACROSS. EVERYONE LIKES THEM.

 

BRUCE